Quotes that can make you laugh and think at the same time. laugh. lol

One day there was a Bihari going in a Fiat Car at 45KMPH on a highway and enjoying his drive.
Suddenly a Sardaji came Booiiiiiiiiinnnnnnn on a Honda and peeped into the car and shouted at the Bihari - "Kabhi honda chalaya kya?" and sped off, The Bihari was surprised but he did not bother. After some time the Surd came Booiiiinnnnnnnnnnn... in the opposite direction, peeped into the car and shouted again "kabhi honda chalaya kya?" and sped off , This time the Bihari was annoyed , since the surd was teasing about his driving.
After some time again the Surd came back speeding and said the same thing peeping into the car. The Bihari was about to say something but the Surd goes off. This time the Bihari increased his speed but suddenly stopped as he found the Surd lying on the road, bleeding. He got down and mocked at the Surd "Kyon Surd , Kabhi Honda chalaye kya?" The Surd said "Wohi to puch raha tha, Mein Brakes ko dhoond rahatha."

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C Jambiakmuan is a Delhi based young and dynamic blogger from Zogam

Nuihchiam - II


Hinkhaw nuamsaktu a tamtheipen bawl khe le chihhuaina tel e:
41. Songtal papi khat le kipilsak deuh hiven, sapte a pil uh na chi ua, puannuai a zang ka lit leh a thei teuh kei, chizeih dan ahi.
42. Mikhat le a khualzinna lam ah inntekte nungak zanlai a gem khualkhual, nungaknu kikoukhia inchin a inntekpa`n a khawnvak ngamkhat a heksang zot (lupna gei a kikoih hiven), mikhualpa zahmoh lim khong chu innbaang khong a kikhai goigoi maidan ahih chu, (Shadow).
43. Khua khat a le tangval khat luck lawtel mahmah, khosung nungak ten`, “a hatlou pen in Lianpu kitenpih di” chi ua tai suangsuang zel uh, Thangnu pen bang houh hat zawzen, a hatpen a pang gige. Himahleh, Lianpu pen Thangnu toh kiteng daih uh (pilna chikhat ahi, lawmte khem ngai).
44. Nupi khat le chiamnuih hat lawtel, na damthei thou hia, koilam teng le? Khatin achih thahah leh, a hahchiau thei lai, hitaang nap le tolhsak thei laisam ahi, chi.
45. Nupi fel mahmah khat le papi khat toh kihoulim uh, numeite thilneih khong genkhawm ua, numei nawi neideuh louz-aw chih. Khat nu`n pasalte na houh houh utoh, huai numeite chi-gah leltak khong, na kipahna uh le a houh houh toh chihsan hiau.

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C Jambiakmuan is a Delhi based young and dynamic blogger from Zogam

Nuihchiam l

vungzamuanvalteKoihhoih pawl om leh bang achi dia, huihkhua a lengmang maimai lou ding in.
1. Pasal khat in a zizi thau salua inchin, lupchi`a om venvon maimah chi, zizi toh phalbi khovot nuai a blanket kikop zaw I kikar a huihpi nung huauhuau ahi, a nunga the-banga I bet tiitee di ahih kei ngal-leh, chidan ahi.
2. Papi khat toh nupi khat kihou, pasal penin Heutupa Tunson koi a sem ahi chi, nupi`n FEVICOL ah chi, pasalpen in a naak manchina duakduak e, EFICOR achihna hizawmah.

3. Papi khat in nupi khat kianga na pa uh koi office a kai ahi chia dong, a numei penin third flow-ver ah chi, pasalpan` chita duanduan in a, a paklun awm ve.
4. Pasalte nitaklam tukhawm liiliai, khat pa`n, zi neinawn dek ngeingei leng tuh, achih chiah leh a zi kongkhak a hong daak geugau, pasal pa`n le, ka zizi mah ka nei di.

5. Numei khat in a kisukkhak chianga, eh nanu su chikhanak, khatvei a pasal in zadah lawtel zaw hi dia, bangdia ka nu zahmoh na kou gige eita, na ut leh na nu su gen ve, chigega.
6. Pasal khat kikhawm khin biakin verandah a vandak eu-au kawm a, Sousial obligation pakhat chu zou kihinawn phot a, bawite tu`n koilam ah ikithrip dua le, chidan ahi.

7. Papi khat in a lawmte toh lunch break a ann ne ding chia tukual pempam uh, a lunch box a hon leh malta pumkhat anakigual ngeungau leltak.
8. Khatvei Delhi pasal khat in meh-namsia lunch dia pua, bawsakkha zaw hingei di, namse lawtel mahmah, a office kaipihte`n zusa puul om chia a office sungteng uh pheklekvek uh bangmah mutuanlou, daikhilkhial a lawmpa`n a bekanthu uih vivit ne miaumiau lel.

9. Khatvei office a mi khat in a lunch loupi ne phanphan, ka lawinu`n le tuni lunch hon bawlhoihsak namaizen e chisim geugau, office kaipih numei khat in a lunch box muzoulou, a omlaipen a hon chia nek di dan thei mahmah lou, a tawp a bua, mehpok hive`n vai-numei kulmut in a nethei mah di. Lawmpa lah paulou phunlou hial a a gilvah pingpeng zut hanhan zawmah.
10. Pasal khat in a zi simmohbawl deuh hiding hive`n, nana paikik maidiam chi, a zi`n tuphingphing in I ngaihzawng te`n pasal a neivekta kei dua chizeih, diklawtel zel.

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C Jambiakmuan is a Delhi based young and dynamic blogger from Zogam

10 Hilarious Chinglish Signs

What happens when you mix Chinese and English? Well, you end up with Chinglish(中式英语 – zhōng shì yīng yǔ). Sometimes, Chinglish is just formed by using Chinese grammatical structures in English. Trying to translate Chinese directly into English will give you sentences such as “I very like play basketball” (我很喜欢打篮球 – wǒ hěn xǐ huan dǎ lán qiú) or “I with my friend together have dinner” (我跟我的朋友一起吃晚饭 – wǒ gēn wǒ de péng yǒu yī qǐ chī wǎn fàn). Other times, it is a result of trying to directly translate Chinese words for foreign things. That’s why I’ve had students ask me about “Christmas old man” (圣诞老人 – shèng dàn lǎo rén – Santa Claus) and the “fire chicken” (火鸡 – huǒ jī – turkey). Although the Chinese government is doing its best to eradicate Chinglish, thankfully they aren’t quite there yet. In many tourist sights, you’ll find an abundance of hilarious Chinglish signs. You’ll also find plenty of Chinglish on menus of restaurants, and you can even find it printed on shirts in local markets. For those of you who haven’t had the chance to laugh your ass off at ridiculous Chinglish all around China, I’ve built up a collection of some of my favorite photos from my years of living here. Here are 10 of my favorites

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C Jambiakmuan is a Delhi based young and dynamic blogger from Zogam